Funny Booger Jokes for Kids

Kids love a good joke. Especially if it includes boogers…

These funny booger jokes make my kids laugh out loud – and they’re sure to be a hit at your house too.

Funny Booger Jokes to Tell Your Kids

What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids don’t eat broccoli.

Why did the man catch his nose?

Because it was running

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a boogie in it

What does a booger in love tell his girl friend?

Iā€™m stuck on you.

Why did the booger cross the road?

Because he was being picked on.

Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?

Booger King!!!

If you were a booger…

I’d pick you first.

What do you call a skinny booger?

Slim pickins.

What’s another name for a snail?

A booger wearing a crash helmet.

What are your favorite booger jokes for kids?

Funny booger jokes to tell your kids pin