Click on a member to learn their ‘Snot’ so secret story, and what they like to do for fun! Then, get your very own Boogie Busting Badge by taking the Secret Snot Pledge.
The "Top Secret" Mission
The Boogie Wipes Secret Snot Society is the snottiest, yuckiest and most secret, booger-filled club!
In our club you’ll learn funny facts about gross boogers, but we’ll help you keep them away from your sleeves and hands.
As a member or “Little Booger,” of this very top secret snot society, it is your duty to help wipe out other snotty noses, sticky chins, smeary cheeks, crusty boogers, milky mustaches and filthy faces!
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Raise Your Right Hand
Are you ready to Take the Pledge against mess, muck, snot and yuck?
Don't Be a Nose Picker!
When you pick your nose or wipe your nose on your hands, your germs are free to go wherever they like. Even on your friends, parents and teachers, yuck!
Do you promise to always put boogers in a Boogie Wipe and throw them in the garbage?
Save the Sleeve for Emergency Sneezes
When your nose is running, it’s easiest to wipe it on your sleeve, but then your boogies and germs are out for all your friends to see. They travel at warp speed to make everyone around you sick, so save your sleeve for emergencies when sneezes come on quick.
Do you promise to save your sleeve for emergencies?
Wash Your Hands and Use Sanitizer
Using sanitizer or washing our hands with soap kills germs we can't see.
Do you pledge to always keep your hands clean and away from your face?
Always Carry Your
When we have a drippy or stuffy nose, it's always best to blow. Boogie Wipes can go anywhere! Put them in your pocket, backpack, and lunch box, so you always have one ready!
Do you promise to carry your Boogie Wipes everywhere?
"Secret Agent" Information
Congrats! You've Taken the Pledge
To receive your Secret Snot Society Membership Badge, please complete the form below. Then, click on submit and print your badge!
Boogie Bonus! By joining the Secret Snot Society, you're now entered for a chance to win a Secret Snot Society kit worth $50! We will randomly select 5 winners per month from the US and Canada. Winner's will be notified by email.
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